“Here at Raytheon, we’ve always had a tradition of inclusivity” Braxton Mahanahan, gay, 32, explained in his latest interview with Garden and Gun. “Whether it be Cambodia in 1969 (Happy 100th Henry!) or China in 2023, we remain committed to killing anyone, no matter what their sexual orientation is. “Queer…

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By Jeffrey Toobin Much has been made about white-collar workers needing to return to the office. Well, let me tell you, nothing is more relaxing than a Zoom call with your coworkers. Instead of the strict rules of an office environment, e.g. having to wear pants, you can, instead, sit…

Brian Shlaffley, 38, tucked his beautiful 7-year-old gun into bed last Wednesday, and gave it a gentle kiss on the muzzle. “I love you so much,” he reminded his handgun, as he loaded a fresh bullet in the chamber and took the gun off safety. Brian, a Texas native, is…

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By Samuel Alito, Neil Gorsuch, Brett Kavanaugh, Amy Coney Barrett, Clarence Thomas, John Roberts (eunuch) Much has been written in the liberal press about how we religious, apolitical Supreme Court Justices are “wildly unpopular” and “ out of step with the majority of American’s beliefs.” …

- New York Times — Dianne Feinstein, 90, the senior Democratic senator from California awoke from her nap in the Senate chamber feeling inspired. “I saw that cute boy in the green shirt, Zelensky, on the video machine and just knew that my place was on the battle field, next to my fellow World War I survivors.” “The tension between the Tzars of Russia and the Austria-Hungarian empire has been ready to boil over ever since the 1890’s, when I was just a little girl” she explained.

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-CNN Newsroom — Listen, we are going to level with you. We dont really care about this. As all of you know CNN went all in on Trump in 2015 and now that he is not president anymore we are completely fucked. It also doesn’t help that our top producers are being outted as either sexual predators or complete frauds. Kind of makes this moral high ground stance we’ve been taking for the last five years seem pretty hypocritical, huh?