An Open Letter to the American Neo-Nazi Party

Listen. I know a lot of you guys mean well and if you could just hear a well-reasoned argument from a history major— like me — you wouldn’t want to be Nazi’s anymore.

You see, Nazism has actually been historically harmful to people. I know; it seems like things would be better in this country if everyone looked and thought exactly like you. But, that is simply not true. Who would work at your bookstores and artisanal coffee shops if you didn’t have liberals and minorities? All your favorite poems are written by liberals!

Anyway. It seems like this is all just a misunderstanding. I’m so glad to have cleared it up for you. I am so excited for these next four years of healing, empathy, and understanding.