Be a Cool Black Guy Like Me, Get Vaccinated

By: Joe Biden

What’s good my fellow Americans?

It’s me, the homie Joe B.

My vaccine campaign has not been “popping off” in the way that me and Kamala had hoped. That’s why I wanted to take a second to sit down and have a rap with ya’ll.

There is nothing more trill than getting vaccinated. All the cool hip hop artists are doing it: Will Smith, Jay-Z and… um.

Anyway, the point “fo-shizzle” stands. Be good to your ‘hood and get the vaccine.

If you ain’t vaccinated, you ain’t black.

Your President,

Joe Biden