“Critical Race Theory” to Blame for Right Wing Podcaster Walking in On Other Man Having Sex With His Wife

-Breitbart

Hard Right Wing Podcaster for the Daily Wire— Davidson Boswell — was driving back from the bar Wednesday after knocking back a few virgin daquiris with his boss — Ben Shapiro — when he came upon an all too familiar scene.

“I opened the door, and what do I see?” Davidson asked to open his Thursday Morning Show. “Yet another man having sex with my wife!”

“It really is a shame, Davidson continued. This is like the 4th or 5th time this year, Ive opened the bedroom door to sights and sounds of my wife in the arms of another man. And you know what? I cant even blame her.” Here, Davidson’s voice rose to the ear splitting shriek that he is so famous for.

“This is what you get when you allow highschoolers to learn about the so-called ‘history of rascism in America.’ Your wife internalises these lessons, and then, fourteen years later, she goes out to random bowling alleys and take back strange men to our marital bed to ‘please her in a way I never could.’ This is what is at stake, America, we must get critical race theory out of our schools so that other people will stop having sex with my wife!”

Well, we here at Breitbart hope your as scared as we are. Critical Race Theory is coming to have sex with your wife too.