Gay Military Contractor Excited for Pride/ Proxy War in Taiwan

“Here at Raytheon, we’ve always had a tradition of inclusivity” Braxton Mahanahan, gay, 32, explained in his latest interview with Garden and Gun.

“Whether it be Cambodia in 1969 (Happy 100th Henry!) or China in 2023, we remain committed to killing anyone, no matter what their sexual orientation is.

“Queer, straight, trans or bi, all fell before the awesome power of our napalm in the 1960’s”Braxton went on to explain. “And now, if China invades Taiwan, they are about to find out what supporting gay rights is really all about.

Braxton became incoherent after this point in the interview due to intoxication and brandishing a handgun at the buffet employees. The following comes from an official Raytheon spokesperson:

Raytheon is proud to stand with members of the LGBTQ+ community. No matter how you identify, we at Raytheon will kill you where you stand ❤️