My Daughter “Not Qualified for Heaven”

I had the most curious dream last night. At least, I think it was a dream. A fiery pit opened up in my bedroom and The Ghost of John McCain arose from what appeared to be the depths of Hell.

He told me he missed his daughter, hoping that she would soon join him in the inferno he calls home.

“She is a demon that walks the earth” Senator McCain explained to me. “She cannot qualify for heaven for her soul was forged in the crucible of hell.”

“No, go, tell the people.” John McCain said. “Tell my sweet girl to come home to her Daddy. Where we can rule forever, side by side.”



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