Never Having Sex? Meet the Incel that is Taking The Fashion World By Storm

-Vanity Fair

Davidson Boswell has never had sex with a woman. He stumbles over his words easily and always says the wrong thing at the wrong time. Feeling frustrated with women and the world in general, Davidson decided one day to hop off the Reddit message boards and onto the runway.

Now, the fashion word can’t get enough. Premiering in Milan this February, Davidson showcased a new line of clothing meant for the gentleman who will never, ever have sex.

“The clothes are taylor-made for the man who will be doing nothing but angrily sitting in front of his computer 14 hours a day,” Davidson explains. “The Incel online world is vast. It is about time that they were represented in the world of high fashion. It’s all very exciting, and takes my mind off of how mad I am at women for not having sex with me.”

Well we, at Vanity Fair, can’t wait to see what this young keyboard warrior does next. (;