Pseudo-Intellectual Bullshitter Sort of Apologizes or Whatever
-CNN Newsroom
Feb 6, 2022
Listen, we are going to level with you. We dont really care about this. As all of you know CNN went all in on Trump in 2015 and now that he is not president anymore we are completely fucked.
It also doesn’t help that our top producers are being outted as either sexual predators or complete frauds. Kind of makes this moral high ground stance we’ve been taking for the last five years seem pretty hypocritical, huh?
Anyway, we agree with the current President of the United States, Joe Biden, that a former game show host (not Donald Trump this time, lol) should be deplatformed. Running this story about him will increase our viewership by, like, ten percent and hopefully stave off our inevitable obsolescence.
