Why I Love Work From Home

By Jeffrey Toobin

Much has been made about white-collar workers needing to return to the office. Well, let me tell you, nothing is more relaxing than a Zoom call with your coworkers. Instead of the strict rules of an office environment, e.g. having to wear pants, you can, instead, sit in whatever seems presentable from the waist up and just take the time to really enjoy the faces of your co-workers. Jane Meyer, I’m looking at you (;

Actually, before I continue, If you will guys will give me five minutes I need to take care of something…

…. wow, ok, that actually only took two minutes. I feel much better. Anyway, what was I saying? Oh yes, the great debate. Should knowledge workers — America’s keyboard gladiators — be required to return to the office even if they are more productive from home? Well, I say…

You know what? I actually need to take another break. Something urgent has come up that needs my attention.

Alright, sorry, I am back. It always takes longer the second time. But it is more rewarding; the work I do from home, that is.

Anyway, I forgot what I was saying. I will see you guys on Monday.

Toobin, out.